REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god
- society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
- woman: okay.
- society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
- woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
- society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
- woman: still seems pretty awful.
- society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
- woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
- society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
- society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
- woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
- society: what third option?
- woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
“Just being is bewildering” - Moloko
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
“Things would be easier if we didn’t feel the need to fight. If we just let go.”
“Maybe you should.”
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
this is a gif of my friend who was eating a sandwich while she while she was skyping me but then she started crying when she heard this loud beating at the door and some booming voices. she was so scared she didnt even want to talk on the cam anymore so she typed “i think….i think its black ppl” and at first i thought she was joking until she started crying and it was making me uncomfortable so i decided to close my laptop because i didnt know what was going on but just before my laptop closed i heard her say through sobs “I JUST WANT TO EAT M Y SANDWICH”
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for